HELLO``nite?!
some jokes that i found from the Internet this mid-night
wake up peeps, and laugh your lungs out ^^

The 2 Aliens
0nce there was two aliens that they came down to earth looking for jobs. One
of them went to work at a Restaurant and the other went to work at a candy
store. One day as they came down the street, they found a dead man on the
ground. A police man shows up and asks, "How did you kill this man?" One of the
aliens said, with forks and knifes. The police man said you are going to jail.
One of the aliens replied back "goodie gum drops, goodie gum drops."

Hide the Duke
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.
after dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,
leaving him with the father and the dog duke, who was sitting underneath the
boy's chair. unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. he
stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"duke!" the dad yelled.

"this is great!" the boy thought. "he thinks the dog is farting!" so he let
out another one.

"duke!" the father barked. the boy thought he was home free so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"duke! get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

hahas. lol. rofl. something. blehhss. & blasss.
alright Good Night to everyone. still siannn.

Written by; ♥6B`ians

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